Monday, October 31, 2005

 

Lines from Bangla Cine-maaa

Naa maa tumi jeo na
Baba please beesh kheo na
Amaar premika ke cherey dao
Bouma bhaat ta berey dao
Ami tomakey bhalobashi
Aaj thekey aami tomar dashi
Choto Bouma tumi eki korley
Boro Boumar premey porley??

 

Lolita

enchore paka chhenchra meye,
maathay chorechhe aador peye.
chaay kochi boyeshei push-up bra,
g-string chaay, panty na.
char-paanch-ti boyfriend taar;
baba-r kachhe roj abdaar -
"ei je, disco cholo na!"
e shoroshi bongololona.

 

Tit for tat

boy: aii kemon laglo bolo na, was i any good
coy: eta kintu lust na, we were both in the mood
boy: kintu ekta kotha bolbo tomaye? tumi boddo awaj koro
coy: since you brought it up, tumi kintu not too boro

 

Who am i

sobai shudhaye ami ke
ami cheley na ami meye
achey buk na achey dari
t-shirt na chiffon saree
science pori na pori art
kebla na street smart
soja, bi na somo kami
sobai shudhaye ke ami

 

Dessert

adhek raate nishuti maathe
brishti pore jhomjhom
amra dujon jhoper pichhon
kaaj sere khai chomchom

 

Break up

boroi goreeb manush ami
dokan chalai paikari
roj khaoanor khomota nei
chingri maachher malaikari

 

Shesher teen

isi er kumar se, orthonoitik boigyani
proshnottor er raja, sokol bishoye gyani
cornflakes er rajotye thakey, etao ami jani
chobi ekey khojey raja nijer desher rani

Sunday, October 30, 2005

 

Rated U/A for all

boro der kobita boss portey nei
meyeder ey komor bhai dhortey nei
cinema hall ey tuktuk baba kortey nei
bus ey hot boudi dekhley shortey nei
ex er present er sathey lortey nei
adult cinema dekhey nortey nei

tururu tururu tururururu ...

 

Cause and effect

tomar bela je jaay
saaj-bela-te
tomar gobheer bhuru
pluck kora-te
tomar bela je jaay

amar b$#! je chaay
naach dekha-te
tomar shoru bhurur
ishaara-te
amar b$#! je chaay

 

Midnight rendezvous

emon hoy na sworg-e,
shudhu calcutta morgue-e,
rokto bhora shokto rock
tomar c@#!-e amar &@#k.

 

Censored

uff ki traffic baba - gari, bus, truck
taxir meter dekhey boli - oh! what the &@#!
charidikey jonogon - sobai chonno chara
regey giye bolilum ami - uff, dur &@#!
samner garikey boli "egon", o bollo "can't do"
mukh laal korey okey bollam - ai sala &@#!

pashey meye boley "baba egulor ki maaney"
ami bollam "dirty words, angul dao kaney"

 

Leading lady

noti se notiyoshi,
nari se mohiyoshi.
sealdah theke howrah -
bikhyato sei $#*@!

 

Passion

baro bochor agey jokhon prothom love make kori
amaar 34-D, tomar six pack - aah, ki love story
ekhon aami gechi jhuley
tomar o pet gechey fuley
6 packey hawa bhorey hoye gechey tire
that is why
honey pie
i'm left with no desire

 

Request

aiee, baritey keu nei je
tumi choley eshona
request korchi sweety amaar
gariahat ey feshona
shahrukh aar kajol style ey
amayeo bhalobeshona
just chumuu khetey khetey
mukher bhetor keshona

 

Japani

eliot er bhokto
forashi style dari
chari dikey ghirey tarey
kochi kochi nari

 

Bikhyato byakti

youthful, dishevelled, hapless writer,
duck-attracted, non-pillow-biter.
award for studness - he has bagg'd it;
he is pussy loving chick magnet.

 

Absence

you are not here
i shed many a tear
you dampen my cheer
like putrid warm beer

Saturday, October 29, 2005

 

Arranged marriage

ami chhele, tumi meye -
tumi straight, ami gay.
cholo mora dui jone
biye kori ulubone,
sea beach-e honeymoon-e
chhele dekhi gune gune.

 

Internet socialite

amar chhobi dekhechho? ami boro hot.
haat dile purey jaabe - touch me not.
theatre-e bore hoye ami khai pot -
jomidarir white page-e ami ink blot.

 

True love

one is sad when two must part
pierced they are by passionate love dart
they must sit and compare astrology chart
else love is only as lasting as unpleasant fart
if match is made in linda goodman's heart
better suited they are than the vicar and the tart

 

Existential bangali

shubhracchhadito, dantobikoshito,
daarshonik, kobita kobolito,
chhai chapa sphulingo, aantlamor sebok -
medheen keshheen ogapocha lekhok.

 

Adhunik kobita

shunyo buk bhore gelo shune momo chhondo,
bolilo amake tar hoyechhe pochhondo -
theek thak likhi ami, noi bhai mondo.
snaan korechho ki tumi - naki gaaye ghaamer gondho?

 

Shei lokta

mundito mastok, guli guli chokh,
tindin dhore gaaye ektai jama.
tar paane cheye bhabi -
lascivious lama.

 

Shuru

aashun dada, boshun dada
porun moder chhora
aastey boss ladies achey
ektu side ey dara

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