Saturday, November 19, 2005

 

Nipirito

chhere de ma kende baanchi
onek koshte boshiya aachhi
pagol hoye bhabi chhutbo ranchi
ponder phora je chatchhe maachhi

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

 

Same to same

nari paney chahey nari
dholey geley dekhey sari
paratey se holo nami
lokey boley somokami

cheye cheye dekhey pachha
maa dekey boley, "bachha,
hoye gelem nichu aami
meye je amaar somokami"

nor nahin dhorey mon
shirt porey dhakey ston
hobey na tar kono shaami
karon meyeta somokami

Monday, November 14, 2005

 

Mon wala koney ke niye jabey

tomaye dekhlam to janlam aami
hobo ek din aami tomar shaami
ekhon ekhan thekey jayi kotha
tomar baahu duti jetha

Saturday, November 12, 2005

 

Proposal

ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
naam amar bumba dash,
kori alu-tomato-begun chash.

na. na. na.

ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
toke julum theke free korbo,
tor haat sob somoy dhorbo.

na. na. na.

ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
nodia theke maa aashbe,
toke onek bhalobaashbe.

na. na. na.

ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
ami na toke kolkatatey,
niye jaabo party koratey?

na. na. na.

ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
majhesajhe dichko jaabo,
rastar dhare chineej khabo.

na! na! na!

ei honumukhi! kor na biye!
arre saali etao bujhis na je
bumba toke koto laabh kore?

ohh! sotyi? aage bolbi toh!

*exit. fade lights. nepothyo hoite obarito premochhasher bohirprokasher sound effects*

Friday, November 11, 2005

 

Scandal

maashkaabare gogon-dhobi
kaapor-chaador aane,
ekti kotha bole jaay se
manoda maashir kaane.
kothati boroi gopon-marka,
kauke bola maana -
tai aadhghontaay phishphishiye
sobar hoye gelo jaana.
baba-r mukh hoye gelo hnaari,
phnushe hothat uthlen roshe;
maa-r kanna-r uthe gelo rob -
chhele bhoge je swapnodoshe.

 

Dampottyo

biyer du bochor aagey
tumi amaye phool ditey
imitation dool ditey
lift from school ditey

biyer du bochor porey
tumi dao kebol gaali
tomar pocket tao khali
aar amaar thekey onek beshi
taaney tomaye tomaar shaali

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

 

Ei ki hocchey

nondon etey porshudin, chotto pool er dharey
haat diley tumi kayda korey hothat amaar gharey
ami heshey bollam - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey

ektu porey haath ta tomar gelo buk er kachey
kayda korey check korley strapless bra achey
ami heshey bollam - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey

prothomey ghar, tarporey buk, tarporey te uru
dirty ekta "look" diye tumi khela korley shuru
ami heshey bollam - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey

tateo tomar mon bhorey na, komorey diley haat
thash korey ek amio dilam tomarey chopetaghat
chokkhu tomar chhanabora, lojja ey chokh laal
laal er saathey matching abaar, tomar fancy gaal
kado golaye, bolle amaye - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

 

Saccha prem

chonchol chitkar o kolorober majhey
prem korey tara sokal, dupur, sanjhey
ekey oporer chokher sagor periye
ojoshro nojorer borshon eriye
nognotar bahujaley hoyechey unmotto
mrs. de aar tar protibeshi mr. dotto

Monday, November 07, 2005

 

Teer-e aashiya dubilo tori

mrigonoyoni kokilokonthi
doodhe-alta borno tahar
ongo juriya tirthosthan
moru-jongol-pahar
haashiya drishti pheraay jokhon
kopole tol tushki
kintu elokeshi hilaile kesh
ojhore borshe khushki

 

Papa preach koro na

bollo amakey janowar se
bollo haramjada
amaar clean choritrotey
chhetalo se kaada
gaaley dilo thash thash
chhurlo jorey juto
aami ki bhabey janbo boss
je condom ey chilo futo

Sunday, November 06, 2005

 

Purono baatha

card pathalo prothom love
bollo amaar biye
choley esho shona amaar
songey gift niye
giye dekhi notun premik
kelacchey dekhiye daat
dekhiye dekhiye amaye sala
dicchey gaye haath
amio hashi money money
bhabi jotoi hoyo cool dude
korcho to saala bebohar
amaar purono used good

 

Mystery thickens

rimi of re-me fame, bhabey aami nondi
thalassar money aami ani rupey bondi
keu keu bhabey aami samit the writer
sondehor jaal aaro hoye gelo tighter
urmidi nishchinto je aami ani noi
kashyapeya lagiye dilo aro hoi choi
keu bhabey eka aami, keu bhabey jora
jaa toder bolbo na, guess kor tora

Saturday, November 05, 2005

 

Re-mi-x

jokhon bhabcho kom thukechi
tokhon arektu jak thoka
ek baar post likhtey boshley
jaye na je takey rokha
post jeno noye uponyaas
hajaar pataa boro
mamoni amaar post gulokey
ektoo choto koro

 

Re-Me

roshoboti romoni, mishtanno radhuni -
nijer rupkotha nije boshe boney.
pratchett-priya; bangali nostalgia -
sei kotha lekhe se ja aashe money.

Friday, November 04, 2005

 

Parar Premik

tumi parar rok ey boshey boshey
amaar barir dikey takao
amaar dadar bone er bondhu diye
amakey barandatey dakao
chithi lekho bhalobeshey
songey pathao kichu toffee
kintu lekho jokhon "yours truly"
bhul jayegaey dao apostrophe

 

Oshohoniyo unmottota

chumbonlobhi lomphonkari
baccha maare boroder jhari
nogno chhobi chaay obiraam
snub bujhibar nei kono naam
oti oshrabyo bhasha je tahar
stupidity-snaato blog-er bahar
gota bakyo bolite koshto
kochi shishu hoye gechhe noshto

 

Chulbuli

sokol narirey kohi aaji ek kotha:
chul kamao
ba kapor namao

chilo sedin khola jokhon
tomar shirt er botam
dur thekey dekhey bhabi
jodi aaro kachey hotam
kachey eshey dekhi aami
tuki kheley buki bom
sudhu taar saathey aaro
achey ek gachha lom
maa goh!

chilo sedin poroney tomar
sleeveless tank top
sei tank dekhey bhabi
jol khabo drop drop
kachey eshey dekhi tobey
tank ey je achey ghash
crew cut bogoler pashey
dariye tomar libash
maa goh!

maa goh!

 

Koschen

ami baba murkho manush
bhishon oggyani
koto rokom shobdo achey
jar maney nahi jaani

jemon dhoro - kick ass
er maaney ki pechoney laathi
tobey keno shuney ei phrase ta
lokey gorbey folaye chaati

kingba dhoro - son of a gun
er maaney ki bonduk er cheley
tai ki era "baba baba" boley
hothat guli kheley?

Thursday, November 03, 2005

 

Sex and Lucia

aashay aashay boshe achhi
udaash amar mon
aashay aashay boshe achhi
udaash amar mon
kokhon Lucia
dekhabe tar ston

chhaader aalo jholkay ston-e
pirit amar jaage d@!n-e
chhaader aalo jholkay ston-e
pirit amar jaage d@!n-e
kheksheyaler jihobati
jol-e tolomon
kokhon Lucia
dekhabe tar ston

 

European premik

mishti mukhey mishti hashi
thonter koney khabar
beauty amaar beauty sona
milbo kobey abaar
order korecho chilli prawn
songey chicken curry
lagcho je aaj oshadahron
ohey sreyashi nari
money money bolchi kebol
thank you very much
proshno shudhu ekta sudhai
eta ki treat, na goin' Dutch?

 

Beckett o premika

tomar opekkhay
surjo doob dilo digonte
tomar opekkhay
boro hoye gelo nonte-phonte
tomar opekkhay
pora hoye gelo notun boi
tomar opekkhay
nepoy mere niye gelo doi
tomar opekkhay
bodol hoye gelo raastar naam
tomar opekkhay
aagaam jhore gelo kalker ghaam
tomar opekkhay
bente hoye gelo everest mount
tomar opekkhay
kome gelo mor sperm-er count

 

Under ki baat

underwear ey under achey
seta sobai gechey bhuley
eram holey dik na sobai
sokol rokom kapor khuley

beriye thakey bra er strap
what the phak, what the crap
uki maarey meyer thong
veryy bad, veryy wrong
aar saif babur elastic
looks so gross, so drastic

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

 

Ke tumi Nondini

random chinta from a confused mon
plastic words from a caustic tone
thakey ei koli premi saat somudro paar
din ey beta blog lekhey ek chollish bar

 

Genuine question

Accha bolun to dada "nengti idoor" keno boli
Jongoley bagh ke ki amraa kapor poriye choli
Tobey keno bolina nengti bagh, doggy ba bunny
Idoor er saathey injustice - not at all funny

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

 

Bishaal bangali

mithun-premi agrogaami
blog-jogote boroi naami
sourav-ke bashen bhalo
rong-ti tahar noyko kalo
manush tini boroi chotur
titkiri den mishti modhur
freudian slip-e maaren jhari
taare ghire green virginary

 

Phast Kishh

muaah muaah muaah, muchuk muchuk
kandhey lagey kaandh, bukey lagey buk
chuletey angul ghorey, komorey tey haat
jibhetey lagey jibh, dantey lagey daant
hush hash phush phash, chokh duti bondho
monojogey shukey choley nijeder gondho
perfect puro scene - ekebarey sotheek
tobey amar thontey legey achey tomar lipstick

 

Ek-chokkhu

sexiness porchhe phete -
hok na se mota bete.
stamina thakte strength ki?
girth thakte length ki?

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