Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Kukur kahini
Kukur-er chhana dhailo speedey
Ramprosad-er pailo khidey
Kalu darowan khnedalo kukur
Ramprosad mutey banalo pukur
Monday, November 05, 2012
Dushchinta
Khulilo mukh, dhukilo paa
Hothat pithey chawrom ghaa
Keno je mone te lagilo ghawsha
Dakilo cheel, katilo mawsha
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Kochi-der kawtha
Bidishi filim dekhe
Daami shubaash mekhe
Khuki khokar paane chaay
Nijhoom nishuti raate
Khubdho libido haate
Khoka khali khniche jaay
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
Dhawmok
ei shala nongra
ulawngo chyangra
bou niye khushi thak
bichi na'le kete phnak
Monday, March 07, 2011
Khedokti
mon je tor jangiya marka
mukh khullei bnara
bichhanay kaath kyano tawbe?
ujbuk, ota nara
Prarthona
tomay dekhte khub shundor
pirit jegechhe mone
awshesh sukhe morei jabo
haat dile mor dhone
Adurey
ma-er ador kheye kheye
meye hoyechhe mota
buk duto tar hoyechhe gol
phute uthechhe bnota
Friday, March 04, 2011
Chawshma-r pichhone
Chokh tahar idik udik iti uti
Jeno gawrgoriye mawtorshuti
Jhawpaat kore hawthat taakey
Amar buker khaanjer phnaakey
Guliguli chokh luphchhe mawja
Buk jeno mor sawresh gawja—
Jaay na shey scene bhola
Dhonyo, purush, dhonyo tomar nola
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Premer gaan
paramour, moner payra chunmun kore
paramour, premer kitanu gungun kore
paramour, chhobi diye tore koribo seduce
paramour, resistance tor hoibe reduce
paramour, haat duto tor chai je buke
paramour, thnot duto tor amar mukhe
paramour, dil je amar dhukpuk kore
paramour, pachhu dekhe mon chhukchhuk kore
Aantorjalik aadanprodan
B**a kore shawnshawn,
libido te tawntawn.
Chokhe ghum nahi aaj,
daan haate bawro kaj.
Jiya kore lawklawk -
Yahoo, Skype, Google Talk.
Cyber jounota
bhaange mor mounota.
Protest
Ujaan-e esho, Ujaan-e esho
Dhore niye esho thakuma mesho
Ujaan thamao, Ujaan thamao
Kaku didi ke pawthe te namao
Ore bokachoda Bangali
Kajer awbhabe kangali
Chup kor na, mathamota
Chellash na, chakri jota
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Anti-wax
ek je chhilo konya
tar ghamer boito bonya
shei nonta ghamer pushti-te
baal neme gelo kushti-te
bere othar jonyo
konya holo bonyo
Monday, December 22, 2008
Deep nibhe jaay
Sex kore bhoriyechhe campus-er nook
Dito shey amar dike come-hither look
Boro boro chokh aar noroboro buk
Shey kotha bhebe je mon kore chhukchuk
Obarito bosom-er shey barite ghotona
Bondhura dekhe bole 'ore dhaak, oto na!'
Nobeener kaj niye probeener aapish
Nodi par hoye giye machh holo haapish
Room sharing factor Oscarito actor
Pabo je kothay khnoj sexy shei back-tar
Beating, beating
Mon tar bachhur, chehara je mosh
Krur prithibi bole shob-i alur dosh
Tibboter toofan, Kolkatar jhor
Tyangrar chyangra elo Dilli shohor
Gola tipe jhnakalo, eshe gelo poolish
Bondhura bnachabe? Shob byata foolish
Ghnoosh dilo victim, price chhilo big
Handy shey murderer pore nilo wig
Bajalo shey bagpipe pore suit pinstripe
Gailo shey 'gola chnire chudbo je windpipe'
Supriya jar bandhobi
pholaphola gaal tar
dhuludhulu chokh
sex-god upadhi
shey je hero lok
d!@n tar shanano
mone dhore nesha
orgasm somudre
dobano tar pesha
Naughty Nolini
Nalbon-e nachanachi
Nottingham-e prem
Naughty naughty kore pregnancy
Who is to blame?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Pep Talk
abu dhobi ke bollen robi
shunlam tui kobi hobi
kobita ko'ta patha amay
chhapbo ami kabyonamay
tor kobita hit na holey
prithibi chhere jabo choley
bujhbe tokhon duniyawaale
gubre poka dhorbe baale
Friday, April 04, 2008
Pachika Pnachali
Tumi boshe achho eka eka
Burnol-e snigdhito khuntir chhnyaka
Murighonto rnadhte bolechhilo ke?
Bor khete cheyechhilo naki chhelemeye?
Pora daal-e bhore na mon
Khaay na keu tomar rnadhon
Tai ki tumi udaashmone
Boshale chaal aar muro unune?
Aant-e gha legechhilo bole
Okkhomota mene na niye
Kore boshle ei gobheer bhul?
Porale haat, porale chul?
Artonaad-e knapale bhoo
Ebar boshe haat-e dao phnoo
Pakhi urilo
bird flu hoye amar praaney
onek byatha bedona
machh dekhey mor osru jhore
maa bole, "aar knedo na.
pnatha achhe; moder ghore
shobji poche phete porchhe;
du-mash murgi na khele ki
shara deshey morok dhorchhe?"
pnathar mangsho okhaddo
chingri machhey allergy
shnuor? "maa go!" horeen? "chhi!"
khorgosh? "emaa! chotto lal
chokh duto tar mishti besh!"
onek bhebey listi shesh
hotat ichhe: beef steak--
kichhu bolle? tumi rnedhona!
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Bhromon
Darjeeling, tumi unfeeling
Lok bhora, ghoda chora
Baccha kaande tnyan phno
Tapmatra boro low
Honeymooning couple-gon
Romance bhora tader mon
Mall-e jaay haat dhore
Dor kore jore jore
Jorajori kore Tiger Hill
Bodyheat-e erabe chill
April shower
Brishti jokhon chirik chirik
Bangali berate jaay Mirik
Tobe hothat uthle tempest
Conditions bestest
Brishti pore jhomjhomiye
Bangali ghumoy lep muriye
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Bou-shashurir podaboli
ukun mathay ushkhush kore
shashuri nonod phushphush kore
bouma jwole uthechhe roshe
byanger chhata kheyechhe moshe
mosher bayu bishom gondho
gowal ghorer doroja bondho
gorom doodh chaichhe bor
doodh na pele bou hobe por
boumar mone stheer nirnoy
shashuri nonod nirdosh noy
bohudin dhore cholchhe bibad
ebar dujone phnedechhe phnad
raagi borer mon jugiye
bou jodi na othe pushiye
ghardhakkay bar hobe shey
ek nimeshe bhenge jaabe biye
tosh tosh kore joler phnota
bhejay bouer mukhta gota
"divorce boroi nindoniyo
ma go, amay tulei niyo"
ei kamona bar bar kore
thorothoro haate gelas dhore
komor bnedhe daant kamre
bouma egoy nak aakre
gowal paane bomi chepe
emon shomoy porlo pnepe
'gudum!' ekta aoaj kore
gachher daal bhenge sojore
ekkebare boumar taake
kaj hoyeche aakul daake
bollen debi anmona
"shunini onek prarthona,
kintu eta gobheer byapar
eke pheranor sadhyo kahar?
bouma tomar kotha rakhlam
khopaat kore tule nilam"
shashuri nonod hokchokalo
boumar dike chhutte gelo
shashuri laash khnutiye dekhe
bollo golaay aabeg mekhe
"ore bouma peyechhe okka
eto chouka mere chhokka!"
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Uttoron
mathay je tar nyakra bnadha
boyfriend tar ordho gadha
chokh dhnadhano shundori shey
baby-r premi adorini je
coupleness-er mukhopatri
blog lekhe shey sara ratri
tyalano twok-e jorjorito
na kheye naki ordhomrito
bohemi tar poshaker dhong
shanano buddhi, lageni jong
B-cup-e tar buk dhore na
aantel! maati te pa pore na
kobi protibha-o barabari--
ma go, e kemon nari?
Monday, February 04, 2008
Kobibhab
Kobi Thakur is teller of truth, not seeker of links.
He forges ahead, not caring who swims or sinks.
He is poet. He is not swimming coach.
Whoever annoys him he will stomp like roach--
Like an old roach with uneven legs,
Chuck it in bin like washed-out dregs;
Or leave it drowning in its own juices;
Or torment it while the grinder sluices.
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Kuhok
kokilo mone,
kuhe pichhone;
dhorite gelam--
hagilo dhone.
Voyeurism
aashun dada, boshun dada,
chhnirchhi mora bal--
raja babu-r chhoto meye ke
lagay kanai lal.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Bhije
Ek jhnaak maagi hethe gelo—
Roddure jholshaye jouboner rong;
Brishti elo hothat, tara bhijlo—
Phute uthlo taader bra aar thong.
Haay re bhogobaner je koto dhong!
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Caught and bold by baba
Modhyo raatey, oita haathey, dhorlo baba amaye
Amari dosh, dorja khola, pant ta ki keu namaye
Lojjaye laal, haatetey baal, mukhey ashena shobdo
Southern spicer chobi dekhey, hoye gelam jobdo
Baba bollo hocchey ta ki, tumi bhodro barir cheley
Ei barir chelera singles noye, doubles match kheley
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Futura
aaji hote shatobarsho pore
ke tumi nari
chhnirichho daari
keno udaashmone aarshipaane
aachho chahiya
khhur shaniya
testosteroner odhik probahe
gnoph gojiya
tumi sajiya
eersha jagao purusher mone
hoy se hothaat
laaje kupokaat
aarto hoiya baal shey gone
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Skinny sex
'eki! dorjaate aoaj keno -
ke korchhe koraghat?'
'na na - bichhanar sathe ota
amar paachhar songhaat.'
Monday, May 08, 2006
Part time model
naam tar maya -
pesha-te aaya,
porone-te shaya.
jeernokaya -
tingtinge chhaya,
jeno pajama-r paya.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Revival
shonibardin bhorshokale,
kobita lekhar taale taale,
sign in kore aantke dekhi -
aashol e ki na ki meki?
Student Consolidation Loan -
e kon praani-r akromon?
bon bon kore ghurlo matha,
jaglo pet-e bikot byatha.
blogger-e likhlam chithi,
'jnaakiyechhe spam otithi!'
chibolam nokh chho'byala -
jodi kore amake hyala?
kintu blogger lok-ti bhalo,
aandhaarete dekhaay aalo;
shusongbaader potro elo,
tindin-etei blog thik holo!
pink template poriborte
archives shob bneche borte!
dhor-ete mor phirechhe praan,
dhorechhi aami notun gaan -
blogspot jindabaad!
spambot murdabaad!
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Phone-er por homo-phone
He rolls ice
She rolls eyes
She is feeling lonesome
He wants her to loan some
He hates her lice
She hates his lies
He wants her to try it
But she hates being trite
Friday, March 24, 2006
Phone sex
baaje telephone
aanchaan mon
shihoraay d*@n
hridkompon
kothopokothon
sheeghropoton
Monday, December 26, 2005
Search
uff, ki jhonjhaat! what is this?
sundori maagi chai aamar ek piece -
sudoulo bokshini, nitol nitombini,
oteebo laashyomoyee, shojyaay kinky-ni -
kothaay pai bolo, goddess from dream?
taahare sebibo roj ami diye cream.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Jhi er kotha, koto betha
boudi jokhon beratey jaaye
chokh porey babur amar gaye
lungitakey gutiye babu
kortey chaye amakey kabu
aami boli aai shon na raaja
raat mein kabhi ghar mein aaja
dekhabo babu tomakey mosti
asho jodi tumi amaar bosti
babu boley aai shon na rani
lutey nilo amaye tor jawani
kiney debo tokey powder laali
banabo tokey adhaa gharwali
emon somoye hothat door bell bajey
dourey phirey gelem aami amaar kaajey
love story tey boudi diye dilo dari
hajaar hok aami scooter aar boudi gari
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Tribute
aajanulombito, thorothoro kompito,
gogonchumbi - tomare dekhe ami
hoyechhi hotobak, sohosa stombhito.
dinratri nirbisheshe khatichho obiraam -
chhoto mrityur probol prokope knaapitechhe bhoo;
tumi otuloniyo - janai shotokoti pronaam.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Comeback
haaspaataler phnaash eriye
daktar khanay matha thekiye
byathar jogot ghure beriye
gojdnaat duti haate kore niye
eshechhi abar phire
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Nipirito
chhere de ma kende baanchi
onek koshte boshiya aachhi
pagol hoye bhabi chhutbo ranchi
ponder phora je chatchhe maachhi
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Same to same
nari paney chahey nari
dholey geley dekhey sari
paratey se holo nami
lokey boley somokami
cheye cheye dekhey pachha
maa dekey boley, "bachha,
hoye gelem nichu aami
meye je amaar somokami"
nor nahin dhorey mon
shirt porey dhakey ston
hobey na tar kono shaami
karon meyeta somokami
Monday, November 14, 2005
Mon wala koney ke niye jabey
tomaye dekhlam to janlam aami
hobo ek din aami tomar shaami
ekhon ekhan thekey jayi kotha
tomar baahu duti jetha
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Proposal
ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
naam amar bumba dash,
kori alu-tomato-begun chash.
na. na. na.ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
toke julum theke free korbo,
tor haat sob somoy dhorbo.
na. na. na.ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
nodia theke maa aashbe,
toke onek bhalobaashbe.
na. na. na.ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
ami na toke kolkatatey,
niye jaabo party koratey?
na. na. na.ei fullmoti! amake biye korbi?
majhesajhe dichko jaabo,
rastar dhare chineej khabo.
na! na! na!ei honumukhi! kor na biye!
arre saali etao bujhis na je
bumba toke koto laabh kore?
ohh! sotyi? aage bolbi toh! *exit. fade lights. nepothyo hoite obarito premochhasher bohirprokasher sound effects*
Friday, November 11, 2005
Scandal
maashkaabare gogon-dhobi
kaapor-chaador aane,
ekti kotha bole jaay se
manoda maashir kaane.
kothati boroi gopon-marka,
kauke bola maana -
tai aadhghontaay phishphishiye
sobar hoye gelo jaana.
baba-r mukh hoye gelo hnaari,
phnushe hothat uthlen roshe;
maa-r kanna-r uthe gelo rob -
chhele bhoge je swapnodoshe.
Dampottyo
biyer du bochor aagey
tumi amaye phool ditey
imitation dool ditey
lift from school ditey
biyer du bochor porey
tumi dao kebol gaali
tomar pocket tao khali
aar amaar thekey onek beshi
taaney tomaye tomaar shaali
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Ei ki hocchey
nondon etey porshudin, chotto pool er dharey
haat diley tumi kayda korey hothat amaar gharey
ami heshey bollam - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey
ektu porey haath ta tomar gelo buk er kachey
kayda korey check korley strapless bra achey
ami heshey bollam - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey
prothomey ghar, tarporey buk, tarporey te uru
dirty ekta "look" diye tumi khela korley shuru
ami heshey bollam - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey
tateo tomar mon bhorey na, komorey diley haat
thash korey ek amio dilam tomarey chopetaghat
chokkhu tomar chhanabora, lojja ey chokh laal
laal er saathey matching abaar, tomar fancy gaal
kado golaye, bolle amaye - ei ki hocchey, lok dekhchey
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Saccha prem
chonchol chitkar o kolorober majhey
prem korey tara sokal, dupur, sanjhey
ekey oporer chokher sagor periye
ojoshro nojorer borshon eriye
nognotar bahujaley hoyechey unmotto
mrs. de aar tar protibeshi mr. dotto
Monday, November 07, 2005
Teer-e aashiya dubilo tori
mrigonoyoni kokilokonthi
doodhe-alta borno tahar
ongo juriya tirthosthan
moru-jongol-pahar
haashiya drishti pheraay jokhon
kopole tol tushki
kintu elokeshi hilaile kesh
ojhore borshe khushki
Papa preach koro na
bollo amakey janowar se
bollo haramjada
amaar clean choritrotey
chhetalo se kaada
gaaley dilo thash thash
chhurlo jorey juto
aami ki bhabey janbo boss
je condom ey chilo futo
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Purono baatha
card pathalo prothom love
bollo amaar biye
choley esho shona amaar
songey gift niye
giye dekhi notun premik
kelacchey dekhiye daat
dekhiye dekhiye amaye sala
dicchey gaye haath
amio hashi money money
bhabi jotoi hoyo cool dude
korcho to saala bebohar
amaar purono used good
Mystery thickens
rimi of re-me fame, bhabey aami nondi
thalassar money aami ani rupey bondi
keu keu bhabey aami samit the writer
sondehor jaal aaro hoye gelo tighter
urmidi nishchinto je aami ani noi
kashyapeya lagiye dilo aro hoi choi
keu bhabey eka aami, keu bhabey jora
jaa toder bolbo na, guess kor tora
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Re-mi-x
jokhon bhabcho kom thukechi
tokhon arektu jak thoka
ek baar post likhtey boshley
jaye na je takey rokha
post jeno noye uponyaas
hajaar pataa boro
mamoni amaar post gulokey
ektoo choto koro
Re-Me
roshoboti romoni, mishtanno radhuni -
nijer rupkotha nije boshe boney.
pratchett-priya; bangali nostalgia -
sei kotha lekhe se ja aashe money.
Friday, November 04, 2005
Parar Premik
tumi parar rok ey boshey boshey
amaar barir dikey takao
amaar dadar bone er bondhu diye
amakey barandatey dakao
chithi lekho bhalobeshey
songey pathao kichu toffee
kintu lekho jokhon "yours truly"
bhul jayegaey dao apostrophe
Oshohoniyo unmottota
chumbonlobhi lomphonkari
baccha maare boroder jhari
nogno chhobi chaay obiraam
snub bujhibar nei kono naam
oti oshrabyo bhasha je tahar
stupidity-snaato blog-er bahar
gota bakyo bolite koshto
kochi shishu hoye gechhe noshto
Chulbuli
sokol narirey kohi aaji ek kotha:
chul kamao
ba kapor namao
chilo sedin khola jokhon
tomar shirt er botam
dur thekey dekhey bhabi
jodi aaro kachey hotam
kachey eshey dekhi aami
tuki kheley buki bom
sudhu taar saathey aaro
achey ek gachha lom
maa goh!
chilo sedin poroney tomar
sleeveless tank top
sei tank dekhey bhabi
jol khabo drop drop
kachey eshey dekhi tobey
tank ey je achey ghash
crew cut bogoler pashey
dariye tomar libash
maa goh!
maa goh!
Koschen
ami baba murkho manush
bhishon oggyani
koto rokom shobdo achey
jar maney nahi jaani
jemon dhoro - kick ass
er maaney ki pechoney laathi
tobey keno shuney ei phrase ta
lokey gorbey folaye chaati
kingba dhoro - son of a gun
er maaney ki bonduk er cheley
tai ki era "baba baba" boley
hothat guli kheley?
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Sex and Lucia
aashay aashay boshe achhi
udaash amar mon
aashay aashay boshe achhi
udaash amar mon
kokhon Lucia
dekhabe tar ston
chhaader aalo jholkay ston-e
pirit amar jaage d@!n-e
chhaader aalo jholkay ston-e
pirit amar jaage d@!n-e
kheksheyaler jihobati
jol-e tolomon
kokhon Lucia
dekhabe tar ston
European premik
mishti mukhey mishti hashi
thonter koney khabar
beauty amaar beauty sona
milbo kobey abaar
order korecho chilli prawn
songey chicken curry
lagcho je aaj oshadahron
ohey sreyashi nari
money money bolchi kebol
thank you very much
proshno shudhu ekta sudhai
eta ki treat, na goin' Dutch?
Beckett o premika
tomar opekkhay
surjo doob dilo digonte
tomar opekkhay
boro hoye gelo nonte-phonte
tomar opekkhay
pora hoye gelo notun boi
tomar opekkhay
nepoy mere niye gelo doi
tomar opekkhay
bodol hoye gelo raastar naam
tomar opekkhay
aagaam jhore gelo kalker ghaam
tomar opekkhay
bente hoye gelo everest mount
tomar opekkhay
kome gelo mor sperm-er count
Under ki baat
underwear ey under achey
seta sobai gechey bhuley
eram holey dik na sobai
sokol rokom kapor khuley
beriye thakey bra er strap
what the phak, what the crap
uki maarey meyer thong
veryy bad, veryy wrong
aar saif babur elastic
looks so gross, so drastic
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Ke tumi Nondini
random chinta from a confused mon
plastic words from a caustic tone
thakey ei koli premi saat somudro paar
din ey beta blog lekhey ek chollish bar
Genuine question
Accha bolun to dada "nengti idoor" keno boli
Jongoley bagh ke ki amraa kapor poriye choli
Tobey keno bolina nengti bagh, doggy ba bunny
Idoor er saathey injustice - not at all funny
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Bishaal bangali
mithun-premi agrogaami
blog-jogote boroi naami
sourav-ke bashen bhalo
rong-ti tahar noyko kalo
manush tini boroi chotur
titkiri den mishti modhur
freudian slip-e maaren jhari
taare ghire green virginary
Phast Kishh
muaah muaah muaah, muchuk muchuk
kandhey lagey kaandh, bukey lagey buk
chuletey angul ghorey, komorey tey haat
jibhetey lagey jibh, dantey lagey daant
hush hash phush phash, chokh duti bondho
monojogey shukey choley nijeder gondho
perfect puro scene - ekebarey sotheek
tobey amar thontey legey achey tomar lipstick
Ek-chokkhu
sexiness porchhe phete -
hok na se mota bete.
stamina thakte strength ki?
girth thakte length ki?
Monday, October 31, 2005
Lines from Bangla Cine-maaa
Naa maa tumi jeo na
Baba please beesh kheo na
Amaar premika ke cherey dao
Bouma bhaat ta berey dao
Ami tomakey bhalobashi
Aaj thekey aami tomar dashi
Choto Bouma tumi eki korley
Boro Boumar premey porley??
Lolita
enchore paka chhenchra meye,
maathay chorechhe aador peye.
chaay kochi boyeshei push-up bra,
g-string chaay, panty na.
char-paanch-ti boyfriend taar;
baba-r kachhe roj abdaar -
"ei je, disco cholo na!"
e shoroshi bongololona.
Tit for tat
boy: aii kemon laglo bolo na, was i any good
coy: eta kintu lust na, we were both in the mood
boy: kintu ekta kotha bolbo tomaye? tumi boddo awaj koro
coy: since you brought it up, tumi kintu not too boro
Who am i
sobai shudhaye ami ke
ami cheley na ami meye
achey buk na achey dari
t-shirt na chiffon saree
science pori na pori art
kebla na street smart
soja, bi na somo kami
sobai shudhaye ke ami
Dessert
adhek raate nishuti maathe
brishti pore jhomjhom
amra dujon jhoper pichhon
kaaj sere khai chomchom
Break up
boroi goreeb manush ami
dokan chalai paikari
roj khaoanor khomota nei
chingri maachher malaikari
Shesher teen
isi er kumar se, orthonoitik boigyani
proshnottor er raja, sokol bishoye gyani
cornflakes er rajotye thakey, etao ami jani
chobi ekey khojey raja nijer desher rani
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Rated U/A for all
boro der kobita boss portey nei
meyeder ey komor bhai dhortey nei
cinema hall ey tuktuk baba kortey nei
bus ey hot boudi dekhley shortey nei
ex er present er sathey lortey nei
adult cinema dekhey nortey nei
tururu tururu tururururu ...
Cause and effect
tomar bela je jaay
saaj-bela-te
tomar gobheer bhuru
pluck kora-te
tomar bela je jaay
amar b$#! je chaay
naach dekha-te
tomar shoru bhurur
ishaara-te
amar b$#! je chaay
Midnight rendezvous
emon hoy na sworg-e,
shudhu calcutta morgue-e,
rokto bhora shokto rock
tomar c@#!-e amar &@#k.
Censored
uff ki traffic baba - gari, bus, truck
taxir meter dekhey boli - oh! what the &@#!
charidikey jonogon - sobai chonno chara
regey giye bolilum ami - uff, dur &@#!
samner garikey boli "egon", o bollo "can't do"
mukh laal korey okey bollam - ai sala &@#!
pashey meye boley "baba egulor ki maaney"
ami bollam "dirty words, angul dao kaney"
Leading lady
noti se notiyoshi,
nari se mohiyoshi.
sealdah theke howrah -
bikhyato sei $#*@!
Passion
baro bochor agey jokhon prothom love make kori
amaar 34-D, tomar six pack - aah, ki love story
ekhon aami gechi jhuley
tomar o pet gechey fuley
6 packey hawa bhorey hoye gechey tire
that is why
honey pie
i'm left with no desire
Request
aiee, baritey keu nei je
tumi choley eshona
request korchi sweety amaar
gariahat ey feshona
shahrukh aar kajol style ey
amayeo bhalobeshona
just chumuu khetey khetey
mukher bhetor keshona
Japani
eliot er bhokto
forashi style dari
chari dikey ghirey tarey
kochi kochi nari
Bikhyato byakti
youthful, dishevelled, hapless writer,
duck-attracted, non-pillow-biter.
award for studness - he has bagg'd it;
he is pussy loving chick magnet.
Absence
you are not here
i shed many a tear
you dampen my cheer
like putrid warm beer
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Arranged marriage
ami chhele, tumi meye -
tumi straight, ami gay.
cholo mora dui jone
biye kori ulubone,
sea beach-e honeymoon-e
chhele dekhi gune gune.
Internet socialite
amar chhobi dekhechho? ami boro hot.
haat dile purey jaabe - touch me not.
theatre-e bore hoye ami khai pot -
jomidarir white page-e ami ink blot.
True love
one is sad when two must part
pierced they are by passionate love dart
they must sit and compare astrology chart
else love is only as lasting as unpleasant fart
if match is made in linda goodman's heart
better suited they are than the vicar and the tart
Existential bangali
shubhracchhadito, dantobikoshito,
daarshonik, kobita kobolito,
chhai chapa sphulingo, aantlamor sebok -
medheen keshheen ogapocha lekhok.
Adhunik kobita
shunyo buk bhore gelo shune momo chhondo,
bolilo amake tar hoyechhe pochhondo -
theek thak likhi ami, noi bhai mondo.
snaan korechho ki tumi - naki gaaye ghaamer gondho?
Shei lokta
mundito mastok, guli guli chokh,
tindin dhore gaaye ektai jama.
tar paane cheye bhabi -
lascivious lama.
Shuru
aashun dada, boshun dada
porun moder chhora
aastey boss ladies achey
ektu side ey dara
